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Posted on 07-15-08 9:51 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $1000

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
 
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ehehehehe...nice one, i like it
 
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kheeee tea tea tea kheeee tea tea tea


 
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kheeee tea tea tea kheeee tea tea tea


 
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OC Ram!

This one proved to be the best thus far.

In the end, persistence does pay off.
 
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mR. hydE ko kura le khusi lagyo.
 


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